YOU COULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS MAKE THEM WEEP MAKE THEM WEEEEEEP
Day 1 of teaching job: made 2 of the weaker children cry.
Good, but not good enough. I bet Blondie is barely holding back those tears. I aim to have made them all weep by the end of my teaching period.
Have yet to perfect my method for collecting the tears of children. I only need to make a few adjustments before I have an efficient enough system to help fuel my dark magic.