January 2011
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I just realised that my ADSL2++ internet speed...
Attempt to woo ladies… or ADSL2++ speed internet after spending 2 weeks at painfully slow speeds? You know what you’d choose! Going outside would just ruin my perfect pale complexion anyway….
Jan 31st
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I hate dial-up speed internet...
Don’t worry guys, I’ve got posts queued for days. I by default post like 12 each day from my queue so I’ll still exist… but grrrrrr dial up grrrr Whyyyy
Jan 31st
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OH NO... OH NOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
EXCEEDED DOWNLOAD LIMIT!? COMPUTER NOW AT DIAL UP SPEED!? BUT…. BUT…. TUMBLR! TUMBLR ON DIAL UP SPEED!!!
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My moustache brings all the girls to the yard and...
No. It is not an impressive moustache.
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oh my god
snobbyprivateschoolbitch:
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30 Day Blog Challenge - Day 13
13. Somewhere you’d like to move or visit. Tasmania. Launceston, Tasmania. Dude they have this public park that has monkeys! OK that’s not all. Basically the entire place is unbelievably green. Unless it’s man-made or a flower of some kind, it’s most likely green. The entire state is one giant mass of prettiness where amazing things happen like its rains and summer...
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One of the most annoying things for me is such:
An attractive lady is sitting/standing next to me. She’s thin (this is not why she is attractive, she just so happens to be thin) and yet she looks down at herself, grabs at the skin near her stomach and sees it stretch and go “Ugh, I’m so fat.” ………. OK 1) THAT IS YOUR SKIN YOU’RE PULLING ON YOU DUMB BROAD! Skin has natural elasticity, and your...
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30 Day Blog Challenge - Day 12
12. Bullet your whole day. But… it’s not Monday yet, how am I meant to shoot the whole day down? OK my day today starting at midnight: Check facebook or something after being at a party (because I cannot sleep otherwise, I have a serious problem, someone help me) before sleeping not much longer Wake up at 2am feeling like my stomach is swollen and filled with things it would much...
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Jan 29th
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Bianca you disappointment!
We had a facebook event just for you! Nearly 16,000 people were attending JUST FOR YOUR ARRIVAL BIANCA! Such a disappointment… whatever. You know just… whatever… I’m going to go get drunk and drown my sorrows about your absence, obviously. PERTH JUST ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THINGS TO HAPPEN HERE IS IT!? IS IIITTT!?!?!?!
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I don't care what your posts are about, I'm just...
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Hey dad
Could you just decide to get dressed before you have breakfast? It’s kinda awkward when I turn the corner to get some yoghurt and you’re standing there…
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YOU KEEP USING CAPS AND IT IS DISCOMFORTING!
WHY ARE YOU DOING IT??? HAVE I DONE SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU?! 
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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
crimsun: Read More Nup. Can’t do it all… though I’ve never heard of the words that I couldn’t so…
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