FAQ
1. Who are you?
The name is David. Who are you?
2. Do you follow back?
I will slap you in the face… with a knife… earn my respect not beg for my pity.
3. Does anyone honestly ask you these questions frequently?
Hahaha… no… no, no one wants to ask me anything…
4. Are you really just as you appear on the internet?
Actually, I think I’m wittier and more interesting in real life than on the internet (if I know you well and are comfortable around you) because I can play on people’s reactions instead of posting random things I hope you like.
5. I don’t like you.
Idiot that’s not even a question. Shut up and leave.
