Hello Stranger

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

Malcom in the Middle Ages

You’re not the lord of me now

(via thebootydiaries)

fieldbears:

ocarines:

ocarines:

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

(via oceanskysailor)

pearswhy:

sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off.
me: hmm.. ok…
sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned on
me: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up

(via wizardick)

hedwig-dordt:

therosielord:

Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”

Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’

(via wizardick)

huellbabineauxdefensesquad:

dnopls:

in the original Metal Gear you can only be spotted based on where your legs/feet are, guards and cameras completely ignore the rest of you

which basically means they can’t see shit and you can just kinda

Even in the 8-bit era, people only care about Snake’s ass.

(via wizardick)

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

kirbymongerr:

nudne:

kikithegirl:

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

(via ohmrdarcy)