Hello Stranger

Hello I'm David and I am many things.

Australian, Whovian, Nerdfighter, Aspiring Writer/Director/Photographer, Fan of Words.

I make youtube videos under the username OneUpdateataTime.

Have a nice day. *Shakes fist* or else...






*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

(via thearchangelofloki)

Curly hair does not go well with back lighting…

Curly hair does not go well with back lighting…


So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:


and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via catho-lickmyballs)